i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT
when you unpause a game and forget you’re fighting a bunch of enemies
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.