burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
i only have two emotions
- yeah man
- nah son
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I literally did not see that coming
im laughing so hard they look like those 12 year olds on omegle
“show ur tits for dick”